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Wedding Toasts prose


2017-08-08 00:00:00


wife`s mother bragged to your friends:
-I have a wonderful son-in! Recently, for example, he bought me two TV sets at once.
News of this went away. All interested in the question: Why two?
-It`s very simple!-Explained in-law.-Wife`s mother told me that she would give TV for half of my life ...!
Let`s raise our glasses to sensitive in-law!

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wedding toast in prose Friends! Today this beautiful room we led a joyous event that will accomplishes before our eyes.
Dear newlyweds! You are entering into a marriage, the family union of love and friendship. Then came the coveted hour, and you become family. Their love, respect and affection for each other, you have affixed the knot. From this day you start to build your family. This work is creative, and therefore interesting, but difficult at the same time. And God forbid you with dignity cope with all the difficulties and always be happy!

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The weather in nature can be anything: and clear, and rainy, and storms, and hurricanes. And clear, and inclement weather is constructive for crops. But if rain or wind strength will cross a certain threshold, they are destructive. We wish the newlyweds to their family quarrels and bad weather climates have never been devastating. Let the sun shine in your family!

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Dear newlyweds! I begin my toast words of the great Spaniard Cervantes: "When I the same comedy stoned in Madrid and showered flowers in Toledo; Let it bother you first failure. " Let us drink to your resistance to possible small and large failures in your life together. Never regret about the past, do not be afraid of the future and always rejoice in this!

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Today, we have witnessed how two hearts formed an alliance to fight inseparably true, as one, the rest of his life. They met for a long time and has long been exchanged declarations of love and vows, and today were owned by each other. So let the fate that helped them meet, which was favorable to their feelings, and will continue their good companion, weaving in their life thread alone rose. For honeymooners, because of their happy future I propose to raise our glasses. Bitter!

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Dear newlyweds! I wish you to one day you were attacked. Suppose that in a dark alley you are attacked money-and you will not be able to fight back from them! For and drink! Raise our glasses to black life! Do not be alarmed. I wish the young husband always went in a solid black suit with a black leather attaché to the salary received "black cash" with a "back door", and his young wife went to the black "Mercedes", was vacationing on the Black Sea, ate caviar and saw real black coffee.

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Dear young! I look at you, my thoughts are dipped in antiquity. In ancient legend tells of a friendly couple elderly couple who lived in Phrygia. Their names were Philemon and Baucis. When the village where they lived, under the guise of pilgrims visited the gods Zeus and Hermes, they were not allowed in any house, and only Philemon and Baucis took guests welcome. For the gods rewarded their longevity and the ability to die at the same time, and the other residents punished by staging a flood. Survived only hut Philemon and Baucis, which turned into a temple. The couple became priests in it. After death, they were transformed into the oak and linden growing from the same root. So, dear young, I wish you a long and happy life, like these legendary spouses. Let`s drink to that and for the favor of the gods!

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As mentioned in ancient Babylon: took the breast-speak something. Took up the glass-say a toast. Here`s my wish: "Let forever do not leave two loving hearts in sweet loy alty grow together, as the creator wanted to." From a legal marriage you!

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The Bachelor boasts friend:
-I will have a wife beautiful, intelligent, loyal and shopping.
-All is well.
But how do you cope with all four?
Our lucky groom, his Name and beautiful and smart, and loyal, and shopping. We can only cope. However, I am sure that the young, this task can do. For young! Bitter!

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three strangers on the road found the night, and they decided to ask to spend the night in the first house. Knock, they opened the master and asked:
-Who are you?
-He alth, We alth and Love. Let us in, the owner, to spend the night.
-Unfortunately, I have only one empty seat. Go for a consult with family, any of you admit. The patient`s mother said, "Let the He alth". Young daughter asked to let Love and his wife-We alth. Argued for a long time, and travelers, tired of waiting, went to look for accommodation on. Friends! So here`s to you, so that your home has always been a place for He alth, We alth and Love!

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The word "marriage" is used in two senses: as a conjugal relationship and how products are of poor quality. Unfortunately, often the second meaning invades first. But if the marital relationship based on love, there is no doubt that marriage is not a marriage. So let us wish our newly married for many years of life together to preserve this unique powerful foundation of family happiness and, as a consequence-nebrakovanny marriage!

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I was at a wedding. The wedding is not bad. But this is not it I remember, but quite another. When the guests began to disperse, the bride says to them:
-Thank you for coming! Thank you for your gifts!
Sorry if that was not the case for the first time ... I`m getting married! Next time, I hope, will be better! I would like to appeal to everyone from honeymooners:
We are quite satisfied with this wedding! And to us, and you do not need the following. Live happily.

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I wish the young couple to survive until golden wedding in he alth and loy alty, love and tenderness. And, sharing joy and sorrow, always be each other`s commitment to each. And let the happy union, will always be faithful to our example. Bitter!

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Italian writer of the nineteenth century. Carlo Bini wrote: "Some people are tears of joy, others-grief. The first refresh, second tourniquet. " Let us drink to the fact that in our long life together newlyweds first dripped sea of tears and a thimble-Second!

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The book of marriage consists of two parts: poetry-honeymoon and prose-the rest of life. As you know, the first part is very thin, the second-thick. And this, mind you, corresponds exactly to the dimensions of women: the bride-a thin, spouse, you know, not really. Therefore, I suggest the second part of the book is not divided into many parts and each of them to make honey. Let not only the first month, and all the years of marriage will be sweet and pleasant as the wine in our glasses!

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Policeman standing on the highway accident waved and stopped a passing car. The guard came over to apologize, but the driver ahead of him:
-Excuse me, Comrade Lieutenant, I forgot the right house.
From the car pops wife:
-Yes, you did not listen to him. He does not have any rights! He was drunk and this can be said! .. Then the conversation turned on mother-in-law:
-Because she knew that we caught! Knew it! I told you not to riding on a stolen car! Protrudes from the trunk of a head-in-law:
-What are we? Already crossed the border?! ..
I want to raise a toast to the bride`s family! Not only in comparison with the family, but even in comparison with known me well, it is just beautiful. I propose a toast to the family!

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Today, we are pleased to see here a wonderful couple that goes to journey together in life and, as usual, is celebrating this event. Say with a sweet paradise and in a tent. This means that the bowl with the bitter drink can be sweetened with love. Let us drink to the fact that the match made by you, was the union of love, mind, joy and mutual assistance in the difficult life path that each of you have not seen his happiness without the happiness of others and thanked moment when life has brought you together. Cloudless for your present and bright future!

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With all my heart I want to congratulate my friend and his bride mileyshuyu of marriage and have a drink in their honor. My friend-a man of exceptional charm and friendliness. I am confident that under the wings of his dear love name will feel like in Christ`s bosom. I wish you to have in your life together over you as often as possible was a cloudless sky, and when the rainy days happen, remember said: "From the obstacles are not running, they are growing." Grace be with you always God!

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Dear newlyweds! Your wedding rings-a very significant and glorious emblem. Firstly, they are a symbol of loy alty: rings demonstrate all that the human heart belongs spouse. Secondly, a ring round, ie they have neither beginning nor end, which means that they symbolize eternity. Third, wedding rings-gold and gold related to metals, which are not easily soiled. Therefore, the rings symbolize love and faithfulness, purity and eternity. So let your love is true and pure, and your ring will fix all your spousal consent. Crossed glasses and drink!

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Dear young! Kozma bars known humorist said: "Engagement Ring-is the first link in the chain of married life." Great Englishman Bernard Shaw also stated: "The wedding ring-a symbol of slavery." But the Englishman finally admitted: "Marry stupid not to marry-even more stupid." Therefore, dear, let`s drink to you, for a new family, because today you foolishly made a wise thing to do in life!

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Friends! As witnesses we want to raise a toast to your happiness. We heartily wish you a cloudless sky in your family life, strong love and radiant happiness for a lifetime. We only need to find a mate and you have to walk on the silver and gold wedding. For your friends! Bitter!

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There are three words for the desire of people to each other: passion, love and affection. Each of these states is fine, and in our present case it is not necessary to separate them. I wish our young, all three of these states in one bottle! Bitter!

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What is a single man? Invalid without a leg. What is a single woman? Invalid without a leg. If a man and a woman come together then get something solid on his feet. And this whole many times greater than each of the legless halves. And here we see two nice people joined their lives in mutual love. Let`s drink to them and wish them a long conjugal happiness. Long live the newlyweds! Bitter!

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By Voltaire came to the young man to get a piece of advice: if he should marry. The great philosopher said to him:
-To marry or not to marry-up to you. But remember, as if you did not, you`ll regret this! Our young have decided to get married. And rightly so! Now their task: so build their life together, to outdo himself Voltaire. We wish the young happy family life.

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a toast, one of the guests, who had divorced twice, finished his speech as follows: "I will not say" do happy my darling, "wish to avoid a lot of suffering caused her ...". Let us drink to the fact that young as little upset! Bitter!

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In nature, the weather is different: and clear, and inclement happen storms, hurricanes. How clear and rainy weather is favorable to crops, but if the rain or the wind does not uymutsya time, they become destructive. I propose a toast to the fact that the quarrels and bad weather in the family climate newlyweds never been devastating. Let there be more sunny days in your family!

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One man got married. Some time after his marriage, he meets with one of his buddies. He saw that one very sad, said to him: "I guess the reason for your sadness. After the twenty-eighth day passes from the time of your marriage ... "" No, I do not grieve the twenty-eighth day, and the twenty-eighth night ... »
So we will not be sad, friends, and drink to ensure that every night for us was the first wedding! Good luck!

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To marry-it means halve your rights and double your duties, "-Arthur Schopenhauer wrote. Let`s drink to these wise words, remembering that you can live permanently married happily ever after.

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Dear young! We wish you, your life was just as bright, happy, cheerful, as well as your wedding. Love and be loved, sacrifice for each other and your victim will return to you a hundredfold. Be happy!

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In the folk tale "As a man goose shared" says that savvy peasant head goose gave his master, because he-the head of the family, and the neck-a lady, because she will turn, so be it. Let`s wish to our young that her husband was always head, and his wife-the neck, but acting head and neck together and agreed! Bitterly, friends!

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French toast. In one county mayor, do not eat a relatively modern youth no illusions, finished his congratulatory speech at the marriage registration as:
-Henry, I`m not talking to you, "Make your wife happy," I just want you to not disappoint her. Let`s drink to the wise restraint everywhere and in everything!

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According to the law, you can have only one wife. Married argue that the law protects men who are unable to protect themselves. From women. So here`s to ensure that our young husband never wanted to have a harem. But not because he was afraid not cope with several women, but because his wife is one worth a whole harem. For young! Bitter!

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A young groom about to marry the daughter of a banker, claimed that he would marry for love. In fact. When the state of our economy today, what is the guarantee that the banker does not go bankrupt in the next week? So let us drink to selflessly loving men.

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The young man says to his wife after the wedding:
-Honey! I forgot to tell you about one of his biggest drawback: Unfortunately, I am often unreasonably jealous.
And his wife calms:
-Do not worry, dear! I do not have to be jealous ... for no reason!
Here`s advice to young. Does not give rise to jealousy and do not be jealous for no reason!
I propose a toast to love without jealousy.

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Dear newlyweds! Today sail your new family crew! Let us drink to a long prosperous voyage of your ship on a stormy ocean of life and to overcome them all of life`s storms and storms. Happy sailing to you!

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In the eighteenth century. German philosopher Georg Christoph Lichtenberg wrote: "Sometimes the state at least, I have not a very rare, where the presence and absence of a loved one is equally difficult to make; Anyway, in his presence, do not feel the pleasure that one would expect, suffering from his absence. " I propose a toast to the fact that our honeymoon is a "state" it`s much less than that of the famous philosopher, and even better if it never be!

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Dear newlyweds! I propose a toast to you, to get you in their family life is always mindful of the words of the French writer Jean Rostand: "Nice family-one in which the husband and wife in the afternoon to forget that they are lovers, and at night-that they are spouses" .
Drink to ensure that your family was so!

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